Hilarious Pampered Consort: Lord I Will Wait For Your Divorce chapter 10

“What did they tell you or what did they possibly want you to do?“ Mo Lian Cheng spoke in a low voice as if talking to himself. It made others unable to hear him clearly.

“Sweetheart, what are you talking about?” Qu Tang’er continued to ask coyly.

This nauseating tone was truly coming out from her mouth?

Qu Tang’er wasn’t so sure anymore……

Mo Lian Cheng continued to raise his eyebrow, looking indifferently at her.

Waiting for a long time, there was still no movement. Qu Tang’er once more used her coy tone to urge: “Husband, it’s late. It seems it’s time for drinking cross-cupped wine¹.”

“…….” A certain lord remained silent like was waiting for something.

“Sweetheart, it’s not good to miss the auspicious hour.”

A normal man, after hearing his newly-wed wife calling him time after time sweetheart, even if he was very patient and had unusually good temper, he was bound to think his bride had a frivolous manner. Losing favor was a certainty. This was precisely the first trick Qu Tang’er has prepared – to make Mo Lian Cheng keep away from her.

Unexpectedly, Mo Lian Cheng indifferently said: “Are you that much impatient?”

“Yes, sweetheart. Every moment of spring night² is worth of thousands of gold. It’s truly not good to waste it. Therefore, let’s hurry up and be done with it.” She definitely came here to nausea him to death, to make him not interested in “consummating” the marriage. Wrong. Heh, heh. When cross-cupped wine would be drunk, even if he had sex drive, it would be impossible for him to revive it. That was her second trick.

“Apparently, they have taught you well. You even understand well how to seduce a man. Since you are so wanton, benwang can actually……. consider fulfilling you this wish.” Mo Lian Cheng coldly spoke.

Suddenly, like an explosion, it blasted Qu Tang’er’s brain to dizziness.

The first trick failed…..woo woo.

After a long time…..there was no movement in bridal chamber.

Amidst the silence, few sentences slowly came out from Mo Lian Cheng’s thin lips: “Your wish will come true. Are you happy?” He was about to make a step and walk over to the bedside. However, he didn’t finish the first step.

“Wait!” Qu Tang’er’s big eyes under the red headcover quickly flashed, “Sweetheart, we haven’t yet drunk cross-cupped wine.”

Mo Lian Cheng swept a glance at two cups of wine on the table. His eyes turned cold, “There’s no need. It’s better to directly consummate the marriage. Weren’t you very impatient?”

Qu Tang’er’s body went rigid.

Did cross-cupped wine with stuffs put in it not even got in handy? Changing to another method……  she held her forehead under the red headcover, “Sweetheart, Tang’er is feeling ill today, suffering from a high fever. It seems like reaching 39.8 degree. I’m afraid I’m unable to help your Highness to complete the wedding night.”

“Benwang doesn’t mind.”

“Uhuh. Also, Tang’er got pimples on face. It seems to be a skin rash. I’m afraid if husband sees it, it will affect husband’s sex drive.” He actually said that he didn’t mind?! Go to hell with his don’t mind. The problem was that she does mind very much, alright? Besides, she had already said so much and was so blunt. Even an idiot would be able to understand her meaning, right? The meaning was —— she didn’t want to have the wedding night!

Yet……..

“Since you showed so much consideration toward benwang, bengwang should treasure you even more tonight.” Mo Lian Cheng suddenly became very patient.

“Treasure?” The corners of Qu Tang’er’s mouth twitched. She suspected she has misheard. After reflecting, she forcibly swallowed back foul words that had almost came out from her throat. She continued to use her soft voice and coquettishly protested: “But……Tang’er’s period came.”

“So?” He heard her message. It was the first time his presence caused woman to feel disgusted.

“Therefore, it would be better for hubby to choose another place to rest.”

“This is benwang’s bridal chamber.”

“Yes, right. If you don’t mind sleeping on the floor, then Tang’er won’t mind you staying.”

“Very good.” He lightly replied.

Translator’s notes: 

[1] Drinking “cross-cupped wine” is a custom where the bride and the bridegroom each hold a wine-filled cup, standing face to face, with their cup-holding arms crossed and drinking from each other’s cup. The cross-cupped wine symbolizes the previously two separate individuals are joined as one by the wedding (from http://traditions.cultural-china.com/en/14T30T122.html)

[2] Spring night refers to their wedding night